Boring news story that’s ridiculous

In this blog, I scoured the news for an uninteresting story and considered how it connects to my life and now I am writing about it.

The story took place in Hudson, will just assume that it is in Hudson Colorado. It was about a suspicious package that someone left on someones porch. The person who received the package called the police. The police came out and saw the label on the package was from Amazon and asked the person that received the package, if they had ordered anything from Amazon. The person who received the package said “Yes.” The police said, “Your order has arrived. ” Then, the person who received the package opened the package rapidly.

The way this story connects to my life, is that with Doordash, we leave packages of food and other items on peoples’ porches everyday. I hope none of the customers for doordash call the cops and report a suspicious package. I am just saying that would be weird, hopefully they would remember they ordered the package of food or other items. The police have more pressing things to do with their time. Thank you for reading.