The salads worked. You ate one or two salads a day and that made you live until you are 100 years old. You are probably retired just living it up in an apartment or a house. Hopefully, you are still walking around. Hopefully you are still playing drums and playing the shaker. This is ingrained in you. You would go crazy if you didn’t play your drums and sing songs. Hopefully, you are still writing lyrics. Hopefully you found some success with your music. Well, hopefully you are still playing because that makes you happy. Hopefully, you have done some good jams with friends. Hopefully, you have found a love that treats you right and understands your situation because you deserve that. Hopefully, you cut off that beard and mustache and are clean cut. Hopefully, you have not let yourself get too big. The apples and pears also got rid of inflammation that caused you to live to be a hundred. Plus, all the water and coffee you drank also got rid of inflammation. So, congratulations you made it to a hundred. Thank you for reading. Have a great night.
Shot in the head 
Though not guaranteed, I’m betting on a the salad eater to make it to 100🥗
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Yes, maybe. Time will tell.
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i’m def eating more salads because of your influence
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Thank you that’s awesome! Keep it up they are good for you.
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