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The animal I would be

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I would be a tortoise because they are slow and eat the same foods as I do. They like lettuce, carrots, maybe some broccoli, which are all the foods I love. Yes, they may be slow, but they are crafty because in Tucson, on Craigslist. I will see an ad about a missing tortoise. People ask the public to find their tortoise. When, they are slow animals. I don’t understand why they go missing a lot. One person on Craigslist, said that the tortoises knocked down the fence and got out that way. Well, if they are not paying much attention to the tortoises. They will get out of the yard. I guess they don’t like being ignored. If, they leave the poor thing outside all the time. It will run away. That is a fact. They may have needed a stronger fence. Well, that is it. I hope everyone has a great day and thank you for reading. PS. I don’t think they found their tortoises.

Dear Self,

Well, you made it to a hundred.

I didn’t think you could do that, but look at you now. I hope people are taking good care of you.

Or you found a little bit of happiness. When you were younger all you used to do was drink coffee and work doordash and sleep. Hopefully, you are still retired playing music and playing shakers and drumming still. If you still could, please be writing lyrics and possibly sing all so slightly. Hopefully, you gained some success in your life. Hopefully, you found a real love and now she is taking care of you. Or, both of you are taking care of each other. Well, I wish you a beautiful life. Hopefully you found success with your music. Thank you for reading.

Hopefully you still can go outside and enjoy the moon.

Win a shopping spree!

In the economy in the United States, I would have to win a shopping spree because everything is expensive, especially now that Trump wants to put tariffs on trading partners, such as Canada, Mexico, and China. It totally sucks. Trump is supposed to make prices of goods go down not up. He broke his promise to the American people. I hope next time there is a vote for president, people think of these instances and vote smart.

Well I won a shopping spree and I am going to Walmart. So I can get a bigger TV and a laptop, as well as a speaker system so I can listen to my music. Maybe some clothes and shoes, maybe some more underwear and socks. There is a Subway sandwich shop within the Walmart walls. I would get  several veggie Subway sandwiches, so I could eat for a week. Maybe get some clothes for my sister too. Thank you for reading.

My real father.

Joseph is my real father’s name. This is my middle name, so i am Jesse Joseph.

He was of Italian descent, so I have Italian in me. I guess this is why I love tomatoes so much 😋. He was born in Philadelphia, PN, and moved to Pensacola, FL. I am not quite sure when, but i know he moved to Pensacola because when I was younger, I lived with him there. Unfortunately, my mom divorced him and brought my older sister and I to Arizona. I rarely saw my real father. Maybe a few times after, my mom divorced him. He was a very low-key person, just like I am. He died a few years back, God rest his soul. Thank you for reading.

He lives with the sky and the moon now.

A while back:

Family Guy is the weirdest Americano family. There are major role reversals, such as Peter the head of the household goes to Bryan the talking dog for advice and the youngest Stewie is a genius. Meg is the oldest of the Griffin children. She also gets bullied by a popular girl at school. The popular girl made her kiss a pig in a closet that was dark. Chris is sweet but is not the sharpest crayon in the box. Then you have Lois the mother who is like the glue of the family. She keeps the family moving forward.

Well, I thought the director Seth McFarland was not going to come out with anymore new episodes of Family Guy, but thank goodness I was wrong. There are new episodes of the show and that is awesome. There have been 23 seasons and it is still going strong. Thank you for reading.

It’s a cartoon. Anything goes in cartoons.

Hated question!

I hate the question, if you were shot in the head why did you lose your left arm? Then I have to explain to them that the brain controls your whole body. So, if you are shot in the left hemisphere of the brain, your right arm and leg may not function correctly, but in me. It is different. I was shot in the left hemisphere of the brain and my left arm and leg do not work correctly. I don’t quite get that, but if my right hemisphere of my brain was damaged. I would be a lot worse off. Thank you for reading.

Failure to success:

One day, I was feeling bad because I used to go to the open mic on 4th Avenue all the time because all my friends would be there. I could only sing like three songs or maybe four if they were short. It is usually a free thing, but I kept going, reluctant to give up.

Then, I was so thrilled when I received a gig there on 4th Avenue. I split the 50 dollars with a bass player I played music with back then. So, we both got 25 dollars. It was a great feeling, to finally get paid for what I did. Plus, I got to do more than three songs. What a spectacular day. Thank you for reading.

Three objects I’d die without is more:

Air- I need to breathe.

Food- I need to eat to survive. Salad and apples

Water- I need something to drink. Coffee

These are essential,

An apartment-

Clothes-

A cell phone to write on Jetpack-

A pad of paper to write lyrics-

A drum set and a drum stick to play the drums.

These things are nice to have. They are not essential. Thank you for reading.