Animals to get excited about.

People like all kinds of animals such as domestic or wild animals. There is an animal for everyone if they want to search for the animals.

People’s favorite domestic animal is the dog, due to their loyalty and companionship. Cats are very cool too because you have to win over their loyalty. They don’t just like you. You have to show them that you are someone to like by petting them, feeding them etc.

Tortoises are my favorite animals because they are slow like me and will eat everything I eat, such as this salad we had last week.

Everything but the seasonings, it might be harsh on the tortoises system.

Bunnies are very cool too. Many people like having bunnies around because they are so cute. I would suggest before getting a bunny to have a cage, so the bunny doesn’t run away. My sister lost her bunny because the bunny didn’t have a cage and another girl left the door open and the bunny got out of the house and was never seen again. My sister was mad for a long time.

Iguanas are another domestic animal that people like, but like I said for the bunny you need to make sure you have a cage and a hot rock for the iguana or you will possibly run into problems. I have seen some people allow their iguanas to run amock and find them on the refrigerators and other places. It is a much better idea to have a cage, so the iguana doesn’t get into mischief.

Snakes are another domestic animal that some people choose to get as a pet, especially boa constrictors, which do not bite. My cousin had a boa constrictor and one day they couldn’t find it. Then they were sitting on the couch watching TV and the boa constrictor emerged from between the cushions and scared the hell out of them. So it is best to have a cage with them too.

Turtles and fish are neat if you have an aquarium so they can swim in the water, but make sure you change the water from time to time. My friend had fish and he didn’t change the water for some time and the whole house smelled like rotten fish ew wee.

Gerbils and hamsters, yes cute until they keep you up all night thumping on their cage. My uncle Phil gave me a cage with three gerbils. It soon became nine gerbils. The reason they were thumping on the cage was because they were horny. So, the little craps were getting more action than I was, so I gave a few of them to my step dad and still the thumping continued. So one day my stepdad and I went to Reid Park and set them free and finally was able to get a good night’s sleep. So no more gerbils for me.

Birds are awesome if you like winged creatures just have a cage for them. I have seen on Craigslist, people lose their birds and offer an award if found. How in the hell are you supposed to find a bird that flies. Well maybe 🤔 but not likely.

Wild animals

My favorite wild animal is the dolphin, just to watch it swim. It is remarkable. They jump in the air and land back in the water, quite a sight. Jaguars are also cool the way they run around their cages at the zoo, quite fascinating. Penguins are also neat, the way they wobble as they walk.

In conclusion my favorite domestic animal is the tortoise because it is slow like me and eats the same things as me, a lot of vegetables, such as lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, etc.

My favorite wild animal is the dolphin because I like watching it swim and jump out of the water and back into the water. Thank you for reading.

3 annoying things

Name your top three pet peeves.

Introduction- in this blog, I am going to discuss my top three pet peeves. They are especially annoying because of the head injury I sustained when I was younger.

The first one is when dogs bark, especially when I have to use the bathroom. I cannot pee when dogs bark. I suffer from background noise problems because of being shot in the head. I need to concentrate when I pee. It is weird I know. I can go to the bathroom when babies are crying or listening to music, but when dogs bark my pee stops going. Dogs in this neighborhood know that and always bark so I put on music or a fan then I go. I guess it is because these are constant sounds. A dog barking is very sporadic so when it happens I stop peeing.

Another one is every Thursday or Friday this guy comes to my apartment and uses a blower on the concrete and he does it early in the morning and it is loud. It interrupts me from listening to music or watching a program on my smartphone because for some reason it interferes with the frequency of the smartphone. So, I just have to wait until he is done blowing the concrete with the blower.

Last one, birds singing. I know they sing very pretty but when I try to pee when they are singing I cannot go. It is annoying so I go in the bathroom and turn on the fan and then I can go. Again because of the consistent sound I can go. Birds sing very sporadically, which is the problem I have with them. Don’t get me wrong, I like birds doing their mating calls, just not when I have to use the bathroom.

In conclusion- my three top pet peeves are dogs barking, the blower at my apartment, and birds singing. Thank you for reading.