You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

If I was going to write an autobiography. What is my opening sentence. I really try to think hard about this and my conclusion is:

I’ll tell you a story of pain and agony that happened to me when I was young.

I think this sentence gets the reader interested in what I have to say, so they will read on. Until, I divulged what happened to me.

Thank you for reading.