The story:
When we were around ten years old. We were in Ariavipa AZ. There was a college in Ariavipa. So one day, a hot and musty day, the cousin and I walked to the college library. Ariavipa was in the desert so it took us some time to get there from my grandparents house. We walked into the library and were greeted by the librarian. She started talking to us. Then, she gave my cousin a Rolling Stone magazine with ET and Steven Spielberg on the cover. Back then, ET was the movie to watch. It was very popular. My cousin was so happy to receive the Rolling Stone magazine with ET and Steven Spielberg on it. Then, we went back to my grandparents house.
My grandfather was getting ready to go to the ranch. He had a horse there, and also there was a plantation there, where he grew, honey dews, watermelons, tomatoes, corn, and chili peppers. He was retired and he grew food there because it was like a hobby. Well, we got into his truck and went to the ranch. The cousin brought the Rolling Stone magazine with ET and Steven Spielberg on it with him. As soon as, we arrived, it was my job to feed the horse. So I went into the little house there and cut a sliver of hay and walked over to the horse’s dish and dropped the piece of hay into the horse’s dish.
All of a sudden, my grandfather said “Dame la papel,” which means gimme the paper in English. Before my cousin could cut another paper out of the magazine. My grandfather tore the front page with Steven Spielberg holding ET and went into the bushes. He took a crap and wiped his butt with ET and Steven Spielberg on the paper. The cousin, started crying loudly!!! I was just standing there dumbfounded. Then my grandfather came out of the bushes and we went back to my grandparents house. That is why I never used to take magazines with me to the ranch. Thank you for reading.
Shot in the head 